okay well for the first part I would tell him that he'll probably get further if he tells her how it made him feel when she missed those, instead of framing it... argumentatively?
for the second part, I would tell him that's ultimately probably a good sign, if they were exactly the same and had all the same favorite EVERYTHING, it would get boring, right?
am I awful if I laugh at that image? I would have been concerned if it had actually happened.
No, I guess not, I just always feel like... well, I guess no amount of hugs would actually make up for. Things. We should share some of the blackmail pictures with him, in a couple days.
You're nice. You're so nice but you don't put up with anyone's shit too. That's a good thing. And I'm a pretend calm. Not right now. I'm really chill right now. Very relaxed. Tied is okay.
No. You're fantastic. They're all fantastic, except Mike, but nobody beats you. I don't know. I was just thinking.
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wow, this is very cheap blackmail material
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@winnebagos
well for the first part I would tell him that he'll probably get further if he tells her how it made him feel when she missed those, instead of framing it... argumentatively?
for the second part, I would tell him that's ultimately probably a good sign, if they were exactly the same and had all the same favorite EVERYTHING, it would get boring, right?
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@augurie
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I have to get something for myself to pay you for blackmail material, though?
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But obviously I was going to get myself a milkshake as well, at minimum
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which three were in the tub? I didn't even bother asking
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i mean it was just a mall this time
[ man, their lives are weird ]
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[ their lives are SO weird ]
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@documentary
The rest of them might have us both beat, yeah. Except Mike. Why are you comparing yourself to basically everybody?
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No, I guess not, I just always feel like... well, I guess no amount of hugs would actually make up for. Things. We should share some of the blackmail pictures with him, in a couple days.
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No. You're fantastic. They're all fantastic, except Mike, but nobody beats you.
I don't know. I was just thinking.
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You're fantastic too, though. It's not sad thinking, right? Just very relaxed and mind wandering thinking?
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[ /exasperated ]
i think i know what a normal not-weird mall looks like
[ because he knows what an infested upside-down-gate-posing-as-a-mall looks like in comparison. ]
the pretzel was pretty good too by the way
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oh gee, what a relief
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Thinking about what?
[ a second after: ]
Oh. Yeah. No. Very relaxed. Are you relaxed?
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That's a great idea, I'll make sure he gets a few copies. He's had a hard time, they all have. We have.
You're not getting me to do a big group hug though.
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I'm not as relaxed as you are, but I'm not tense so I think that counts.
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We have.
Oh, now I'm taking that as a challenge
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and celebrate their differences
or something
do you and jonathan ever fight?
( if he were a little less drunk he would be immediately regretting this. )
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um. yeah, sometimes we do
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so i told you i was hungry
and i was near a mall
and they had pretzels
and the last time any of us had a pretzel was
[ — that mall: starcourt. it was starcourt mall. yikes. ]
so yeah it is a relief
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but I am glad you didn't "investigate" without telling someone beforehand