tfln

[kindofbadass]

01. Stop looking at me. I can't keep a straight face if you keep looking at me

02. It’s adorable that you think that’ll work on me.

03. We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.

04. I am in no place to make rational decisions

05. [Text her.]

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@hairsprayed

[kindofbadass]

really?

wow, this is very cheap blackmail material

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@winnebagos

[kindofbadass]

okay
well for the first part I would tell him that he'll probably get further if he tells her how it made him feel when she missed those, instead of framing it... argumentatively?

for the second part, I would tell him that's ultimately probably a good sign, if they were exactly the same and had all the same favorite EVERYTHING, it would get boring, right?

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@augurie

[kindofbadass]

weirdly, 'it was the mall' isn't terribly comforting

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@documentary

[kindofbadass]

no, you definitely might have me beat, you've better at just being nice than me and you're calmer, too. at minimum, we're tied

The rest of them might have us both beat, yeah. Except Mike. Why are you comparing yourself to basically everybody?

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@pinch_hitter

[kindofbadass]

It's a little concerning that you immediately just leaned into the idea that you've joined a cult