tfln

[kindofbadass]

01. Stop looking at me. I can't keep a straight face if you keep looking at me

02. It’s adorable that you think that’ll work on me.

03. We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.

04. I am in no place to make rational decisions

05. [Text her.]

Comments

[kindofbadass]

you're sure? nothing weird turned up in your investigation?

[ their lives are SO weird ]

[augurie]

yes nancy i'm sure, all right?

[ /exasperated ]

i think i know what a normal not-weird mall looks like

[ because he knows what an infested upside-down-gate-posing-as-a-mall looks like in comparison. ]

the pretzel was pretty good too by the way

[kindofbadass]

exactly why were you telling me you'd investigated (mentioning it late, no less) if I wasn't supposed to ask if you found anything?

oh gee, what a relief

[augurie]

i don't know, you asked what i was looking for

so i told you i was hungry

and i was near a mall

and they had pretzels

and the last time any of us had a pretzel was

[ — that mall: starcourt. it was starcourt mall. yikes. ]

so yeah it is a relief

[kindofbadass]

so the investigating bit was a load of crap, I thought so

but I am glad you didn't "investigate" without telling someone beforehand